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Halloween Howler
1. What rock star worked as a gravedigger before starting his musical career?
A. Roy Orbison
B. Billy Joel
C. Mick Jaggar
D. Rod Stewart
1. What famous rock star worked as a gravedigger before starting his musical career?
D. Rod Stewart...
IT'S FABULOUS FEBRUARY!
IT'S FANTASTIC FEBRUARY OF COURSE! (Calendar of Odd Events for - FEB. 2005) -- Compiled by Lady Beatrice Blitterlees and researched by The Earl of Craboon -- Why is everyone so happy? Well, firstly it’s flamboyant festive February -- the shortest...
Laughter Really Is The Bet Medicine!
Did you know that according to research, children laugh about
400 times a day while adults only laugh about 15 times a day?
Some how, as we got older we lost the ability to laugh. Could it
be that putting more humour and laughter into our day...
LEARN TO RECOGNIZE THE SOURCE OF ALL BLESSINGS
In 1978, I was ordained to the gospel ministry. To mark this special event, my parents surprised me with a new 1977 Dodge Aspen, the most spectacular present I ever received. It was white, with a red interior and beautiful cloth seats. My old car...
Pause o'Menses
Want a word that’s ensured to illicit a myriad of comments, moans, groans, eye rolling and jokes? Menopause. Go ahead, say it out loud. Get used to it. If it hasn’t happened to you yet, trust me, it will; and trust me when I say “you’ll live”,...
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Top 10 Things to make your next company meeting more exciting Part 2
Top 10 Things to make your next company meeting more exciting Part 2
10. Slowly slump in your seat. When you are about to fall off the chair, suddenly straighten up and apologize profusely.
9. Remove your shoes and socks. Lay your socks on the table, turn each one inside out, and inspect them carefully. If anyone says anything, tell them "doctor's orders."
8. Roll your eyes at almost everything the boss says. If addressed directly, adopt a cowering posture and stammer pitifully as you reply. Ask that he or she "not hurt you anymore."
7. Every so often, duck under the table. Stare in horror. Pop back up and look real scared.
6. Take your temperature every so often with a candy thermometer.
5. Bring a hand puppet, preferably an animal.
Ask it to clarify difficult points.
4. Play a game of jacks on the conference table. Explain that it helps you concentrate.
3. At opportune times, stick an inhaler in your ear. Inhale deeply.
2. During a meeting, each time the boss makes an important point, (or at least one he/she seems to consider important), make a little noise like you are building up to an orgasm.
1. Distribute free condoms before or after the meeting while saying, “You can never be too safe.”
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